December 2009
3 posts
rule #1: if it's not worth a review, nutshellize.
Hey Mag, Goddamnit, that Alexis Bledel. She sure is cute, but she can’t act for shit.
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Yo Chris, 1, 654,684= number of times you rolled your eyes and exclaimed ‘Good god, a chick totally wrote this”. 1, 654,685= number of instances I shrieked, ‘Shet. Ang gwapo mo Rodrigo Santoro’.
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You're not hard core, unless you live hard core.
The band members of I Cant Go On, I’ll Go On—living hard core.
Not.
Yo Chris, When I saw the DVD of Bandslam — its cover being a blinding eyesore of sparkles, hot pink, and Baby V’s tousled curls— hidden underneath the pile of your usual pirate loot, the first thought that occurred to me was this: ‘what kind of crack has my brother been smoking’?...
Bless the Beasts and the Children
Hey Mag, The first thing that struck me about Spike Jonze’s “Where the Wild Things Are” is the hurried pacing of the first scene: the quick jump cuts, the jerky camera movements, Max’s guttural screams as he violently wrestles with his dog. This isn’t a children’s film. It’s a film made for grownups who long for their lost childhood. You know what that...