rule #1: if it’s not worth a review, nutshellize.

Hey Mag,
Goddamnit, that Alexis Bledel. She sure is cute, but she can’t act for shit.
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Yo Chris,
1, 654,684= number of times you rolled your eyes and exclaimed ‘Good god, a chick totally wrote this”.
1, 654,685= number of instances I shrieked, ‘Shet. Ang gwapo mo Rodrigo Santoro’.
(i.e. I have absolutely no regrets watching this.)
For all y’all who appreciate eyecandy, here’s a new year’s treat for you:

You’re welcome.
p.s. Yes. A chick totally wrote it.