rule #1: if it’s not worth a review, nutshellize.


Hey Mag,

Goddamnit, that Alexis Bledel. She sure is cute, but she can’t act for shit.



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Yo Chris,

1, 654,684= number of times you rolled your eyes and exclaimed ‘Good god, a chick totally wrote this”.

1, 654,685=  number of instances I shrieked, ‘Shet. Ang gwapo mo Rodrigo Santoro’.

(i.e. I have absolutely no regrets watching this.)

For all y’all who appreciate eyecandy, here’s a new year’s treat for you:

You’re welcome.

p.s. Yes. A chick totally wrote it.